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Gleefully Adele

adele mt bb4By Michael Fitzgerald Troy


Persons with penises beware! Adele is pissed! An angry, bitter Alanis Morisette for this generation, no one screams “screwed over” like Adele. I was a little late on the Adele tip. After hearing her belt out “Someone Like You” on the MTV Awards, I was officially converted! Sing, my sister, sing!

“Nothing compares, no worries or cares. Mistakes and regrets are memories made.” (That’s right, girlfriend!)


Nothing fuels a good, freaking revenge album like a broken heart. From the sound of it, Adele has had her heart ripped beating from her ample bosom, squashed, trounced, and possibly set on fire. Though, I don’t envy whoever did this to her. I recommend joining the witness protection service, pal. Or, at least, keeping a firm grip on your chuttles.

Though plagued by throat problems and concert cancellations, this has definitely been Adele’s year. The good news is that post surgery, Adele is doing well and expected to make a full recovery. Can’t wait to her more tales of woe warbled out by this brazen, torch, ’60s-influenced siren.

This week’s episode of the wildly popular television teen angst dramedy musical borrows from Adele’s song book and it’s about time!

The mash-up of “Rumor Has It” and “Someone Like You” literally brought the house down. Color me impressed! iTunes will be getting my $1.29 this week!

And, as to all the typical controversy over Adele being on the other side of anorexia? I think Freddie Mercury said it best: “Fat bottom girls make the rockin’ world go ’round!”

Flag on, Adele. You CAN have it all!




Michael Troy is a deeply superficial person. Born in the midwest in the ’70s, Michael came to Los Angeles to pursue his bi-polar career path as an actor and artist. 2005 saw the release of Michael’s first published book, Homo-Hero’s Big Book of Fun and Adventure ( Michael has contributed to the Lady Gaga comic book from Bluewater Productions and has his hand in various other upcoming projects. Michael has performed stand-up comedy at all of the major comedy clubs in Los Angeles and is making his triumphant return to the main stage of The Comedy Store in September. Michael offers an off-beat sense of humor as the star of such youtube cult classics As The Gays on Film (, A Minute With Margot, a loving tribute to Superman legend Margot Kidder (, and currently hosts a vlog style series Lethally Blonde over at Sitting alongside industry heavyweight Phil Jimenez at the “Divas and Lassoes” panel for the 2010 San Diego comic-con, Michael maintains and cherishes his “underground” status. A staunch believer in Blonde Ambition, Michael hopes his new comic about shallow blonde super heroes in Los Angeles, The Blonde Squad, will set the world on fire (or at least brighten it a bit). Check out Michael Troy and Lethally Blonde updates here!!!





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