By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   Persons with penises beware! Adele is pissed! An angry, bitter Alanis Morisette for this generation, no one screams “screwed over”

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   Feel free to use the restrooms, as the captain has turned off the “Fasten Your Seat Belt” sign. This week

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   When she’s good, she’s good. When she’s bad, she’s better. 2011 marks the 30th anniversary of the popular X-man, Rogue.

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   With Twilight kicking in again (oh, the humanity!), it got me wondering… where are all the homos? Seriously, where my

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   Baby Bella? Am I referring to those delicious, low-cal, individually wax-wrapped cheese snacks? No, I’m referring to Kristen Stewart, whose

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   Ryan Reynolds’ Green Lantern was a clue on Jeopardy tonight. Finally, a redeeming quality! In fairness, I know the one

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   Brian Azzarello and Cliff Chiang continue their thrilling run on the new Wonder Woman, as Issue #3 opens in the

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   “There isn’t a door in the world that beauty can’t open,” says the demented and mysterious Jessica Lange in one

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   It’s fitting that Pan Am centers around a hurricane this week, as the show seems to pick up speed. The

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy   L-U-V Madonna! Y-O-U, you wanna? Yes! Yes, I do. Madonna’s new song leaked on the Internet, and I couldn’t be