My editor keeps having me review books, and they are so much more difficult to write a blurb about than a comic.  There’s, like, chapters. 

As you may have guessed, my real name isn’t Jack.  Because of the sensitivity of my career, etc., I use the moniker, “Jack” or “Simply

Fine.  I’m drunk.  I tried to download Tabatha #2 at 7 p.m.  It failed.  I drank.  8 p.m.  Fail.  9 p.m.  Epic fail.  11:26 p.m.