By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

I love a good Madonna/whore-thing-a-ma-bopper just as much as the next queen, but, for the life of me, I can’t figure out why everyone is so up in arms over Pam Anderson playing Jesus’ mama. It’s not the first time someone sexy played a role more, um, virtuous?

Any crap! Who the hell cares? I love Pamela Anderson. I thought she was the best thing that ever happened to Dancing with the Stars. I loved V.I.P. I even saw Barb Wire for crying out loud! In the theater. And, paid for it. (Although, I was the only male in the audience NOT wearing a trench coat!) Oddly, I was never into Baywatch or “Tool Time.”. Hmm… I think it’s only fitting, if not ironic, that the woman whose claim to fame is playing C.J. winds up playing the mom of J.C. Although, I don’t recommend running on the beach in a red bathing suit when you’re immaculately knocked up.

Lighten up, peeps! It’s acting! Okay, that one made even me snicker.

Michael Troy is a deeply superficial person. Born in the midwest in the ’70s, Michael came to Los Angeles to pursue his bi-polar career path as an actor and artist. 2005 saw the release of Michael’s first published book, Homo-Hero’s Big Book of Fun and Adventure (www.greencandypress.com). Michael has contributed to the Lady Gaga comic book from Bluewater Productions and has his hand in various other upcoming projects. Michael has performed stand-up comedy at all of the major comedy clubs in Los Angeles and is making his triumphant return to the main stage of The Comedy Store in September. Michael offers an off-beat sense of humor as the star of such youtube cult classics As The Gays on Film (www.youtube.com/fullfrontaltv), A Minute With Margot, a loving tribute to Superman legend Margot Kidder (http://www.youtube.com/user/rktcommander), and currently hosts a vlog style series Lethally Blonde over at www.monsterburg.com. Sitting alongside industry heavyweight Phil Jimenez at the “Divas and Lassoes” panel for the 2010 San Diego comic-con, Michael maintains and cherishes his “underground” status. A staunch believer in Blonde Ambition, Michael hopes his new comic about shallow blonde super heroes in Los Angeles, The Blonde Squad, will set the world on fire (or at least brighten it a bit). Check out Michael Troy and Lethally Blonde updates here!!!