By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

I don’t get it. The first time I heard of Justin Bieber, I had overheard two middle-aged women talking about a recent talk show appearance, getting more hot and bothered the more they talked about the pubescent pop sensation.

What are they saying? Beaver? Beeper? Ah, who gives a crap? I don’t get it.

I started hearing more and more about this YouTube sensation from Canada and was aghast when I saw he was only 12 minutes old and looked like a raging lesbian.  Oh, come on, there’s even a website dedicated to it. (http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/). I don’t get it.

He’s a rebel and he’ll never, ever, be no good. Every other day he’s in the press for hot rodding in his souped up batmobile. And now, some white trash chick is claiming he’s her baby daddy, after he screwed her during one of his tours. Scandalous! I don’t get it.

There are CDs, magazines, T-shirts, and merchandise galore. Bluewater Productions even did a bio comic on his epic rise to fame.   Hell, there’s even a movie about how hard he worked his entire life to get where he is. Never say never. I don’t get it.

Girls go wild. Everyone has Bieber fever. I guess I shouldn’t be too hard on him. He seems like a good kid and actually gives back. Free concerts and whatnot. I may not dig his music, but I admit that he is something of an entertainer. But, people act like he is this generation’s Beatles or Elvis. Baby, baby, baby is kinda catchy. Okay. I get it.

Michael Troy is a deeply superficial person. Born in the midwest in the ’70s, Michael came to Los Angeles to pursue his bi-polar career path as an actor and artist. 2005 saw the release of Michael’s first published book, Homo-Hero’s Big Book of Fun and Adventure (www.greencandypress.com). Michael has contributed to the Lady Gaga comic book from Bluewater Productions and has his hand in various other upcoming projects. Michael has performed stand-up comedy at all of the major comedy clubs in Los Angeles and is making his triumphant return to the main stage of The Comedy Store in September. Michael offers an off-beat sense of humor as the star of such youtube cult classics As The Gays on Film (www.youtube.com/fullfrontaltv), A Minute With Margot, a loving tribute to Superman legend Margot Kidder (http://www.youtube.com/user/rktcommander), and currently hosts a vlog style series Lethally Blonde over at www.monsterburg.com. Sitting alongside industry heavyweight Phil Jimenez at the “Divas and Lassoes” panel for the 2010 San Diego comic-con, Michael maintains and cherishes his “underground” status. A staunch believer in Blonde Ambition, Michael hopes his new comic about shallow blonde super heroes in Los Angeles, The Blonde Squad, will set the world on fire (or at least brighten it a bit). Check out Michael Troy and Lethally Blonde updates here!!!