MILD, BUT GOOD-NATURED, SPOILERS AHEAD

Sam and Dean Winchester have a pretty tight schedule. Who of us would be able to juggle starting the apocalypse, dying, being resurrected, clawing hand and foot out of purgatory, and generally being the last line of defense between us and our worst nightmares? It would be enough to drive any of us to the drive-thru.

But, while pre-frozen foods in aluminum wrappers work on the fly, what Winchester would snub his favorite foods, homemade? Plus, we owe them. For a time, they took care of a thing we’d rather not get into just now.

So, here we have it. Hot off the grill. Bacon cheeseburgers for Dean (and Castiel under the right influence) and a Health Quake Salad Shake for Sam.

The meat is organic and the bun gluten free. Just in case. Dean will never notice the difference, but maybe we can entice Sam into eating some protein for a change.

Pecan pie is obviously on the menu, too, but we’re not sure pie itself isn’t akin to a cursed object for Dean, so we’ll get back to you once we’ve run a few tests of our own. Doesn’t it seem a little suspicious to you, too, just how easily and consistently it slips through his fingers?

Either way, I don’t think anyone would argue if our choice of dessert was simply beer. Of which we have plenty.

Hey, Sam and Dean, the next time you’re staring down the barrel of all eternity, be it Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory, come and see us first. We’ll serve you up a formidable last meal.

This post is courtesy of the talented chefs at Garlic, My Soul!  Be sure to stop by their website to see posts like this one and many more! 

In addition and as a special treat for Supernatural fans, the good folks at the Writers Guild Foundation provided Fanboy Comics with an official script page from the series, which may be found below (as well as in the Writers Guild Foundation’s Library Catalog).