Lethally Blonde Productions (186)
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
Teen Titans #3 sees the introduction of DC Nu's lame excuse for a bandwagon-riding gay addition to the team with the introduction of "Bunker" (aka Miguel Jose Barragan and his psionic "big purple fist")... Um.
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
Gay Marriage being legal is eligible for vote again here in California after being legalized for five minutes.
Next week they are thinking about taking back women's right to vote. Up next on the ballot is reinstating slavery. American is writing one embarrassing history book here.
We live in a society where Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian can legally get married for five minutes whenever they want, but when a man loves a man, it is up for vote. How dumb.
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
I know, I know. Everyone is sick of hearing about Sarah Palin. Now that she isn't running for President, I suppose she's not as relevant as before. One could argue that Michele Bachmann is the new form the devil has taken. But, in one form or another, it seems Palin always turns up to capture our curiosity in one form or another.
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
For the love of Paris Hilton. My helpful hints for rebuilding the Haus of Hilton.
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
Persons with penises beware! Adele is pissed! An angry, bitter Alanis Morisette for this generation, no one screams "screwed over" like Adele. I was a little late on the Adele tip. After hearing her belt out "Someone Like You" on the MTV Awards, I was officially converted! Sing, my sister, sing!
"Nothing compares, no worries or cares. Mistakes and regrets are memories made." (That's right, girlfriend!)
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
Feel free to use the restrooms, as the captain has turned off the "Fasten Your Seat Belt" sign. This week Pan Am was preempted by The American Music Awards. Boo! Hiss! This is worse than losing one's luggage! The good news is it will be back in 2 weeks. I can't deny the slight turbulence here and there, but what great journey is without that? I see the clouds on the horizon, and I believe the show is gearing up to live up to its potential. Buckle up and order something with an umbrella in it; we'll be clear for take off soon enough.
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
When she's good, she's good. When she's bad, she's better. 2011 marks the 30th anniversary of the popular X-man, Rogue.
Not always on the side of the angels, Rogue burst on the scene as a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. But, I guess having Mystique as a mom, you gotta cut a girl a little slack. My first kiss was no picnic, but Rogue's mutant ability to absorb someone's persona through flesh contact happened to coincide with her first kiss. Unfortunately, putting her paramour, Cody, in a catatonic coma. I can't even get a guy to close his eyes for the love of Pete. And, you thought having "Aunt Flo" come to visit when you're wearing white jeans is embarrassing? Who the hell this side of Shaun Cassidy wears white jeans any way?
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
With Twilight kicking in again (oh, the humanity!), it got me wondering... where are all the homos? Seriously, where my gurls at? Sure, most people are straight (Not that there's anything wrong with that.), but, if Taylor Lautner, R-Pats, and packs of sexy vampires were running around, I certainly wouldn't be trying to mount Kristen Stewart. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) And, though I'm not a big fan of Twilight, a little Edward on Jacob might make me a Twi-hard.
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
Baby Bella? Am I referring to those delicious, low-cal, individually wax-wrapped cheese snacks? No, I'm referring to Kristen Stewart, whose character is knocked up in the latest installment of the Twilight saga.
I have to say I have nothing against Kristen Stewart. She has money flying out of her, but she's part of the most successful film franchise ever, and she has one of the hottest guys on the planet. Why should I be bitter?
By Michael Fitzgerald Troy
Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern was a clue on Jeopardy tonight. Finally, a redeeming quality! In fairness, I know the one person that actually liked Green Lantern. I would never publicly call you out, Barbra J. Dillon; don't fret. I do find it a little shameless that they are campaigning for an Oscar. I didn't realize there was a best buns category.