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Paris 4-Ever!

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

For the love of Paris Hilton. My helpful hints for rebuilding the Haus of Hilton.

The End. A Web Series.

The robots have taken over and there are only a few survivors left.
(The End. is a post-apocalyptic buddy comedy.)



 

Starring: Bryan Mayer and Justinh Avery

Directed by Peter Harmon

Written by Bryan Mayer

Director of Photography: Rick Bickerstaff

Edited by Jason Marsh

Sound Design and Sound Editing by Ian Becker

Produced by Bryan Mayer

Co-Produced by Justinh Avery, Peter Harmon, Ian Becker, Rick Bickerstaff, and Jason Marsh

 

Gleefully Adele

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

Persons with penises beware! Adele is pissed! An angry, bitter Alanis Morisette for this generation, no one screams "screwed over" like Adele. I was a little late on the Adele tip. After hearing her belt out "Someone Like You" on the MTV Awards, I was officially converted! Sing, my sister, sing!

"Nothing compares, no worries or cares. Mistakes and regrets are memories made." (That's right, girlfriend!)

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

Feel free to use the restrooms, as the captain has turned off the "Fasten Your Seat Belt" sign. This week Pan Am was preempted by The American Music Awards. Boo! Hiss! This is worse than losing one's luggage! The good news is it will be back in 2 weeks. I can't deny the slight turbulence here and there, but what great journey is without that? I see the clouds on the horizon, and I believe the show is gearing up to live up to its potential. Buckle up and order something with an umbrella in it; we'll be clear for take off soon enough.

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

When she's good, she's good. When she's bad, she's better. 2011 marks the 30th anniversary of the popular X-man, Rogue.

Not always on the side of the angels, Rogue burst on the scene as a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. But, I guess having Mystique as a mom, you gotta cut a girl a little slack. My first kiss was no picnic, but Rogue's mutant ability to absorb someone's persona through flesh contact happened to coincide with her first kiss. Unfortunately, putting her paramour, Cody, in a catatonic coma. I can't even get a guy to close his eyes for the love of Pete. And, you thought having "Aunt Flo" come to visit when you're wearing white jeans is embarrassing? Who the hell this side of Shaun Cassidy wears white jeans any way?

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

With Twilight kicking in again (oh, the humanity!), it got me wondering... where are all the homos? Seriously, where my gurls at? Sure, most people are straight (Not that there's anything wrong with that.), but, if Taylor Lautner, R-Pats, and packs of sexy vampires were running around, I certainly wouldn't be trying to mount Kristen Stewart. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) And, though I'm not a big fan of Twilight, a little Edward on Jacob might make me a Twi-hard.

Baby Bella

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

Baby Bella? Am I referring to those delicious, low-cal, individually wax-wrapped cheese snacks? No, I'm referring to Kristen Stewart, whose character is knocked up in the latest installment of the Twilight saga.

I have to say I have nothing against Kristen Stewart. She has money flying out of her, but she's part of the most successful film franchise ever, and she has one of the hottest guys on the planet. Why should I be bitter?

Go Green!

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern was a clue on Jeopardy tonight. Finally, a redeeming quality! In fairness, I know the one person that actually liked Green Lantern. I would never publicly call you out, Barbra J. Dillon; don't fret.  I do find it a little shameless that they are campaigning for an Oscar. I didn't realize there was a best buns category.

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

Brian Azzarello and Cliff Chiang continue their thrilling run on the new Wonder Woman, as Issue #3 opens in the aftermath of Issue #2, as the Amazons torch their dead sisters and build paradise lost anew, as they have so many times in the past. Kinda makes you "wonder" how there is a neverending supply of the female warrior race without a single penis within a three-mile radius?

By Michael Fitzgerald Troy

 

"There isn't a door in the world that beauty can't open," says the demented and mysterious Jessica Lange in one of my new favorite television series, American Horror Story on FX.

American Horror Story
is a new nighttime soap with some seriously twisted story lines. Taking place in Los Angeles, an unfaithful psychiatrist and his wife buy a new house in an attempt to salvage their failing marriage. (Um, good idea.)

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