DC Comics has desperately, if not typically, retaliated by announcing that one of their major players would soon be playing for the other team by coming out of the closet, apparently for no reason other than hype. This is a really bad idea. And, here is why.
When DC made a big stink about the new Batwoman being a big lesbo, it was different. This was not a pre-existing character. You were introduced to her as a lesbian and chose to like her based on her portrayal and not the fact that she is a scissor sister.
It is now being rumored that it will be Superman to come out. Why not? They gave him a mullet once, and I believe this to be a far better fate. Not to mention I always suspected Lois had a bigger sac than Clark. (Clearly, Teri Hatcher had Dean Cain by more than the cape.). I fell in love with Superman when I was 8, and I didn't even know what being gay was or even cared. I thought all 8-year-olds had Farrah Fawcett dolls!
If Superman comes out, it will have a negative backlash. The people who adore him and say he is all American will be p.o.'d, and it will focus negative energy on homosexuality. Whoops, you did it again, Didio. What is this, the DC New 69?
Fret not, kiddies, when the dust settles from the bru ha ha of this latest publicity stunt, it will all return to status quo and everyone will go back to being straight as God and Baby Jesus intended. You don't believe me? Does Supes still have his mullet?
For the record, I don't think it's going to be Wonder Woman; that would be as earth shattering as when Rosie O'Donnell came out.
I think Aquaman could pull it off. Nah, he likes fish too much. Gleek!
Blue Monkeys can be gay, right?
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