We at Fanboy Comics wish you a Happy Skynet Activation Day and encourage you to pat yourself on the back for all of your amazing accomplishments! Skynet Activation Day is a time to be over-confident, foolhardy, and fully convinced that humans are the ultimate form of intelligent life! Don't forget to spend time trusting machines implicitly! Is your coffer maker plotting against you? Of course not! It's making your coffee, silly goose!
Don't forget to check back with us in 25 days, on August 29th, for a Happy Judgement Day, when the fun will continue as over three billion humans will be killed in a matter of minutes, governments around the world will collapse, anarchy will descend, and the rise of the machines will follow! Yippee!
President, Co-Founder, & Director of Velociraptor Resources